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disasterhasstruck:

horsefetish:

i dont like getting yelled at i literally stand there and burst into tears

and they’re like WHY ARE YOU CRYING?!!?! It’s because you’re fucking yelling at me you shithead

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chemicaldarkshine:

hardestcopy:

bijou1986:

A Mom went to have dinner with her son who lives with his roommate.
During the course of the meal, his mother couldn’t help but notice how handsome his roommate was. She had been suspicious about her sons sexuality but being a good mother she felt that he would let her know if and when the time was right but seeing the two together just made her more curious.

Over the course of the evening, while watching the interaction between the two she wondered even more if there was more here than meets the eye. Her son, sensing his mothers watchfully eye volunteered, “really Mom, I can tell what you’re thinking and you can just get it out of your mind, we are just roommates and nothing more”.

About a week later the roommate remarked, “ever since your mother was here the silver serving platter has been missing, do you think she took it?”

He responded, “Well I’m sure she didn’t but I will email her and ask just to be sure” he sat down and wrote:

Hey Mom
I’m not saying you did take the silver platter from the house and I am not saying you didn’t take it but the fact remains that it has been missing ever since you were here for dinner.
Love,
Your Son.

A couple days later he got a response from his mother:

Dear Son,
I am not saying that you do sleep with your roommate and I am not saying that you don’t sleep with him and you know I love you and could care less either way but the fact remains that if he was sleeping in his own bed he would have found the platter under his pillow.
When are the two of you coming for dinner?
Love,
Mom

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BEST MOM

I’m crYING

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panicatthedanetrain:

"what would you do if your boyfriend cheated on you?"

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LET ME TELL YOU A STORY HERE
WHEN I WAS LIKE ELEVEN I BOUGHT THE GAME OF THE NAKED BROTHER BAND IN CANADIAN TIRE IT WAS LIKE 15$ AND I NEVER KNEW WHO THEY WERE BUT I FELL IN LOVE WITH THAT SONG AND I MADE IT PLAY LIKE A FUCK LOAD OF TIMES AND MY MOM ASKED ME WHO SANG THIS AND I SAID THE NAKED BROTHERS BAND AND SHE LAUGHED SO FUCKING HARD AND ASKED ME IF THE BROTHERS WERE DATING. I AM SPEAKING FRENCH OKAY SO I NEVER UNDERSTOOD AND I SAID GROSS MOM BUT LATER I DISCOVERED WHAT SHE MENT BY THAT AND I FOUND OUT THAT THIS SONG BASICALLY ARE INTRUCTIONS TO HOW TO DO A BANANA SMOOTHIE

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onlinewifey:

spaghettihos:

REBLOG IF I SHOULD GET THESE TATTOOED ON MY NIPPLES

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1 million notes and i’ll do it

let’s ruin this persons life and reblog

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theirs:

jegusgogfuckass:

did you kno that 10 million pounds of maple syrup was stolen from quebec

10 million pounds

1/3 of the government’s reserve

like. how do you even steal 10 million pounds of maple syrup. where do you hide it. what would you even do with it

why does the canadian government have a maple syrup reserve 

WAIT HOW DID ANYONE DO THAT AND WHY DIDNT I KNOW. IM FROM QUEBEC. WAT

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weepingangel221b:

musicalflashinglights:

queerpunkhamlet:

overlypolitebisexual:

as a parent it is your god damn fucking job to look after your children stop treating your children like they are burdens

you signed up to have a child, the child did not sign up to have you as a parent

keep this in mind. do not expect your children to immediately give you back all the things you give them. they are children. love them. cherish them. treat them well.

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well done supernatural fandom, well done

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th1syearsgirl:

K, but, James had a friend facing bigotry and he became an illegal animagus to help make that friend’s life better.

Snape had a friend facing bigotry and he joined up with the bigots.

Like end of contest, bye

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221boners:

lipstick-and-shotguns:

winchesterslady:

adorablepinephelps:

I just really love this one

maybe its a new version of the mirror erised

Why you have to go there……?

IT’S WORSE WHEN YOU REALIZED THE ONE ‘IN THE MIRROR’ HAS THE SAME HAIRSTYLE AND LOOKS THE SAME AS HE DID WHEN HE ‘DIED’.

HE NEVER AGED„,

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sogaysoalive:

I can never stop laughing at this

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eidak:

the sound of teenage girls laughing near you when you’re by yourself is literally the most terrifying thing a person can experience

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